Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Like A Bird Floating Along A Livermore Breeze

It's been 2 months since I raced a mountain bike race and 9 months since I raced a cyclocross race.
I should practice some mounts and dismounts and pirouettes and whatnots tomorrow since I'm racing on Saturday. I haven't done any of it in a while.

I'm looking at old pictures and reading cyclocross articles to get myself PUMPED up. Getting EXCITED.
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Like a little kid jumping in a bouncy tent. Riding round and round till the rocklobster's bent. So EXCITED and... then it's on like tony orlando and dawn.
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I'm looking forward to BARFING afterwards. I tend to do that in the beginning of the season. Because I'm always so out of shape. And if I don't barf, it's the hairball noise that I'll be making. So watch out, there's a cat with a hairball BEHIND you. Just WATCH out.
Anyway. SO ready. Livermore will be 150 degrees or something on Saturday. I'm SO ready.
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I'll be with the hammer and the nail at the door. Fresh like a box of Krispy Kremes and more. Causing all kinds of hysteria. Cause my dismount is sick like malaria.

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